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Brand: Lipton
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Lipton 00041000223006 Review by Skygazer

Flying over the rugged terrain of Pakistan, a team of Navy Seals, thirsty hungry and tired, were hot on the trail of a war criminal. Their mission - bring him to justice.

After weeks of searching in the hot Pakistani desert, they had finally located his mansion. Inside, lay 20 or 30 guards. The Navy Seal team approached but their dry throats kept them from being able to talk to each other. That's when Navy Seal Team Commander Jacob Michaels commandeered an old barely functioning pump. The sludge water was deadly toxic to people even to Bear Grylls and his pee drinking self. Desperate, they opened their 10 quart tea mix, poured some in - and out came rainbows and goodness that the world has never seen before. The seal team drank their magic tea elixir and continued on their mission.

As they approached the house one of the Pakistani guards noticed the team, and called an alert. 20 bearded men started shooting randomly at the exposed seal team. But by the grace of Lipton, the commander tossed his can into the middle of them, which exploded into a cloud of choking biohazardous gas. 8 of the Pakistanis died instantly, and the dust cloud made it easy for the Seal team to get inside. Shouting FIRE IN THE HOLE three more canisters were tossed into the compound, blinding and choking most any living thing in the area.

When breaking into Bin Laden's room, the Seals, now down to the last of their 6 cans, decided to hold back their can to help provide cover in case of a fire fight. Breaking down the door, the commander - firearm in one hand, tea mix in the other, screamed DEATH TO BIN LADEN! and started firing. Bin Laden fired back, shooting the can, which exploded into awesome particles of win, which surrounded him and suffocated him. On his dying breath, the tea mix kicked him in the groin and shouted "USA BITCH!"

The tea mix residue on the Navy Seal uniforms sped up the growth rate of their manly chest hair and beards, making them easy to spot - the handsome rugged bearded men of Seal Team Six.

After being flown out of the area, all the hot British chick soldiers were so turned on by the smell of tea around the Navy Seals that they all started stripping which led to a massive orgy.

This is why Lipton tea is the best tea anywhere and why buying anything less than a 6 pack makes you a pansy.

Lipton 00041000223006 Review by Valinda J. Miller "Lost without Books!!" (Washington, DC USA)

I have been in love with this tea for 20 years. I add a little cinnamon to my gallon for a little kick and everyone loves it. I will be buying more!!

Lipton 00041000223006 Review by CRB (Puyallup, WA USA)

a great alternative to Pepsi for my husband as he begins the switch from high fructose corn syrup soda. You can make it as strong or weak as you'd like. He is picky but like the taste. I would love if they made an UNSWEETENED one.

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Lipton 00041000223006:: Description

Lipton Sweetened Instant Tea Mix Lemon adds a sweet and lemony taste to the iced tea. With just the right amount of sugar and tartness, our mix is made of real black tea leaves for a just-brewed flavor.